Picture this.

You're having a small get-together and inviting a couple of close friends over. You're thinking that they'd love some pot brownies, so you effortlessly bake up a batch. You then take out a baggie of amazing sativa (not your best bag though, you're saving that for after your friends leave) and begin your routine. You inhale it first ... delicious. You can smell the aromas of orange and lavender, with a hint of cocoa. You lay it on the table in front of you and chop it up in the absolute perfect size. You take out a blunt wrap and roll it into a flawless cone. Then you roll another. And another.

You take a hit off your bong as your friends arrive. You greet them, then pull out one of the blunts and light it up. Your friends are always so interested in everything you have to say, especially when you're high. You speak of the magic of marijuana and its history. You beam from ear-to-ear when one of your friends asks about your plants. Your smile tells them how incredibly proud you are of your recent crop. How you changed the lighting just a bit this time and it made a world of a difference.

A friend pulls out a bag of weed and starts rolling it. You notice that their fingers are placed in the wrong spot, so as kindly as possible, you show them how to correct it for a better roll. They couldn't believe how easy it is to roll a perfect joint after you showed them how to do it differently.

The party goes perfectly for the rest of the night, everyone has an awesome time, and you bid them farewell. You close the door, sit back, put on a VHS copy of Half Baked, roll another joint, then pass out on the couch, satisfied with an amazing night.

Does this sound like you? Knowledgeable, courteous, professional, and absolutely adore weed? If so, we would love for you to become a Weed College professor!
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